The Honest Farmer’s Dog

After the defeat of Sauron by the halflings in the end of the third age, my uncle at blizzard created the World of Warcraft. A young skeleton named Anatoly Yakovenko was playing his warlock in my uncle’s game but when he was nerfed, vitalik created the ethereum blockchain network to decentralize his spells. Thus, a new entity was born: the on-chain memecoin. The memecoin became such a successful product that the ethereum network congested, requiring the impoverished hordes to pay $200 swap fees. In a stroke of grace, the the Solana Foundation created a new layer 1 chain where people can trade their on-chain memecoins. On this auspicious year of 2024, the year of the golden bull, you have discovered BINGO, launched on an astrologically significant moment on SOL chain heralding the arrival of the age of aquarius in your wallet. For who is the farmer without the water? And without the BINGO dog to protect his sheep from the hungry wolves of the night?